karl pilkington - o gênio

if moths 'ad eyes
would they be 'appier?
'ow do they they're not dead
caveman 'unting for food
but not before they style the 'air on their 'ead
what would last longer in dinosaur times?
a blind man didn't stand a chance
not with all them rocks about
i'd rather be a blind moth

pra rir quando tiver morrendo de ódio do mundo

(04:29) C: going to bed yes?
(04:30) K: sweet dreams yes fringeo?
(04:30) C: hahahahaha
(04:30) C: ok spikeo
(04:30) K: que horas são?
(04:31) C: quatro e meia yes? =x
(04:31) K: 4.... and a half
(04:31) C: yes
(04:31) K: I'm pro
(04:31) C: orly?
(04:32) K: sete e meia sim?
(04:32) C: bom garoto, yes?
(04:32) K: sim
(04:33) K: boa noite
(04:33) C: boa noite yes?
vá dormir também, yes?
(04:33) K: not yet ok?
(04:34) C: what does arson means?
(04:34) K: setting fire to something on purpose
(04:34) C: aaaaaaaah
(04:36) C: fui yes?
(04:37) K: visit the site please
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/wildhair.htm
(04:37) C: bai yes?
(04:38) K:
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/wildhair.htm
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/wildhair.htm
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/wildhair.htm
(04:39) C: hum...
(04:39) K: whaaaaat
(04:39) C: its taking ages
(04:39) K: O_O
go to bed
(04:40) C: now loaded
it was some bug in ff
(04:40) C: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha15.jpg
(04:41) C: female xuxu
(04:41) K: [no]
(04:41) C: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha21.jpg
female xuxu [2]
(04:41) C: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/barins4.jpg wow yes?
(04:42) K: i knew you'd click the next link
(04:42) K: boa noite garota
(04:42) C: hahahahaha
(04:42) K: stop looking at the steep road
(04:42) C: pare de me chutar
(04:44) K: going to get tea yes?
(04:44) K: goodnight yes
=****
(04:44) C: nooo
waitttttttt
(04:44) K: for what O_o
(04:44) C: resulted in their being mummified.
is that right?
(04:45) C: shouldnt it be them?
(04:45) K: either
(04:45) C: that's so weird
(04:45) K: Anything else
(04:46) C: ok, dismissed
hahahahah
(04:46) K: >P
(04:46) C: hahahaha
go swim yes?
(04:46) K: go bake in your oven
(04:46) C: let me sleep please
(04:46) K: 28
28
28
28
28
(04:46) C: hauhauauhhauhuauhahuahuauhauhauhauhauhauhauhuha
(04:46) K: you'll be ready to eat in the morning ok?
(04:46) C: HAHUAUHAUHAUHAHUAUHAUHAUHAHUAUHHUAUHAUHAHUAUHAHUAHUAHUAUHAHUAHUAUHAUHAHUAUHUHAHUAHUA
(04:47) K: fui
(04:47) C: it's still dark ok? i wont be ready to eat in the morning....
(04:47) K: 28
28
28
(04:48) K: the sun is gone but its 28
(04:48) C: watch out yes? the water downstairs are ice already
(04:48) K: the sun is here and its 28
(04:48) C: dont frozen please
*freeze
(04:48) K: i wont frozen ok?
(04:48) C: it's late ok? MM$
(04:48) K: hahahahaha
MM$
(04:48) C: >P
hunf
(04:48) K: fui MM$
=***
(04:49) C: watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
watch out, you'll freeze
(04:49) K: chance of thunderstorms ok?
(04:49) C: GO
GO
GOO
GO
GO
OG
OG
OGOG
GOGOGOG
(04:49) K: let me sleep please
(04:49) C: yes, please
(04:49) K:
82 °F / 28 °C
Scattered Clouds

(04:49) C: fui yes frozen boy
(04:49) K: gogogo
(04:50) C: lies ok?
(04:50) C: fui
behave please
(04:50) K: muito fui
(04:50) C: hahahahahahahah
(04:50) K: muito bye
(04:50) C: hauauhhauuhauhauhauha
(04:50) K: muito goodnight
(04:50) K: that that that ok?
(04:50) C: why muito please?
(04:50) K: gogogog
(04:51) C: raining yes?
(04:51) K: muito chuva
(04:51) C: hahahahahh
(04:51) K: hahahahahahah
(04:51) C: behave
stopped already
(04:51) K: muito short
(04:51) C: hahahahahah
(04:51) C: não, calça =x
(04:51) K: são, fui
(04:52) K: muito sao fui nao?
gogogo
(04:52) C: calça means trousers yes?
(04:52) K: please make more sense in pt
mine is muito perfect
(04:52) C: short ok?
(04:53) K: muito tchauzinho
(04:53) C: short, calça
(04:53) C: behave
(04:53) K: gogogogo
parabens
me esqueci
(04:53) C: that means aquilo please
HUAHUAUHAHUAUHHUAHUAHUAUHAHUAHUAHUAUHAH
stooooooooooooooooooop it
(04:53) K: saude
(04:53) C: HAHAHAHAHHAH
(04:53) K: claro que sim
(04:54) C: HUAHUAHUAUHUAHAUHUHAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAHUAUHAUHA
(04:54) K: como?
(04:54) K: muito fui sim?
gogogo
(04:54) C: i cant laugh loud
(04:54) K: trying opening your mouth
(04:54) C: fui ok?
(04:55) C: comporte-se menino!
(04:55) K: muito vamos
(04:55) C: saí
(04:55) K: fala zzz
(04:55) C: hahahahaaaaha
(04:56) K: je suis muito thirsty
(04:56) C: hhahahahahah
(04:56) C: eu estou com muita sede
(04:56) K: nao
(04:56) K: eu sou de rio
(04:56) C: eu estou com sono
(04:56) C: do yes?
(04:57) K: nao falo ingles
(04:57) C: you say eu sou do rio
(04:57) K: adeus ok?
ate amanha
(04:57) C: adeus is too sad ok?
(04:57) K: muito obrigado
(04:57) K: ate logo
(04:57) C: behaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
(04:57) K: por favor vamos
(04:57) C: até logo
(04:57) K: muito por favor
(04:57) C: stooooop it
(04:58) K: bem-vindo
(04:58) K: tchauzinho
(04:59) C: tchau tchau yes?
(04:59) K: tchauzinho
tchauzinho
tchauzinho
tchauzinho
tchauzinho
tchauzinho
tchauzinho

(04:59) C: gogogo to your chá yes?
fui
(04:59) C: ~~~~~~~~~~~/o/
(04:59) K: muito sim
gogogo

alheio(a)

I walk barefoot where the water drowns the sand
With you no longer here to hold my hand
The ocean makes my swollen heart feel small
With the sounds it makes, you won’t hear it, if I call
There’s a calm under the waves
As I choose to sink
With your voice in my head
I could fall here instead
But there’s a calm under the waves
So I choose to sink

e tudo o que quero saber é se algum dia isso vai passar

universo, cérebro, calor... tudo alí!

C:
i'd love to see the scientists discovering the end of the universe
xD

K:
suicidial girl

C:
oh, not in that wayyyyy
they say it's endless yes?

K:
you mean the borders?

C:
but i believe there's something bigger that holds the universe

K:
you only dont believe that because the human mind can't fathom infinity yes?

C:
i'd like to be alive when they discover it
it's endless... if there's something bigger that holds universe, there will probably exist another thing even bigger to hold it
so it will be endless anyway

K:
hahaha

C:
and that's when my brain starts to melt /heh

K:
thats just the hot weather ok?

Breu

Ando procurando pelo seu olhar... Clareou o dia e você desapareceu na estrada, no vento ou qualquer outra rota estelar, na ilha deserta ou no inverno do norte europeu.

Mergulhando ruas, beijos ao luar. Velejando bocas, loucas pra beijar. Mar e o oceano, e a onda que veio e bateu, lembra a distância entre o seu mundo e o meu.

O aluguel venceu, meu time jogou, tudo aqui é seu e você não ligou.
De manhã choveu, o carro enguiçou, o sinal fechou, o amor não percebeu

Passo todo dia e noites a vagar, solto no descaso, preso em seu mirar.
Na dança do tempo só você, meu bem, é que não viu.
Durmo sabendo que você não vai voltar.